Monday, January 18, 2010

Epic Luncheon

Post apocalyptic battle for the rights to copy machine plunders; scenery set, war field of the workplace zoo. To arms!

Herald one and all from the cafeteria confines. Close-quarter cubicle partition war planning party. This is your war. To arms!

Army commando wing-tipped wingman, pinstripe power-suit fighter pilot. Pasty faced programmer kung-fu kill you. Renegade Rambo, java script jedi kick. Casual Friday dress-down-danger-duo carrying baud rate bandoleers studded with double-click grenades. Paint your face briefcase warrior. To arms!

Wield your shiny mad max machetes. Procure six sigma sabers, slice company visions and values, just-in-time head butts beat down productivity. Synergist anarchists attend diversity training boot camp. ISO 9000 nun chucks, ergonomic axe chop insurmountable odds. To arms! The enemy?...Your ambition.

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